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I like it - it reminds me of this old cartoon I saw where Donald Duck - in full hunter’s costume - is chasing Goofy (a tarzan style wild man, in this cartoon)

They both rush straight into a lion’s den - with the lion sitting outside.

In a priceless sequence, the lion gets this surprised look on its face, and then happily starts licking its lips at the sight of lunch running into his cave.

That is the kind of feeling I get when this sort of thing happens.

—srs