Hello *, many of you will already have seen the recent ACTIVITY REPORT of the Limerick WG. Thank you very much, Roderick, for compiling all that information. While idling on the train home, I used the spare time to compose a few more limericks which I think might be good for a laugh (or two). limerick: LIM-SYNFLOOD descr: On syn flooding attacks text: A Bad Guy's (TM) host in Kent text: Bazillions of SYN packets sent text: Until buffers starved text: And syslogds barfed. text: We hope this guy soon will repent. author: JS268-RIPE source: RIPE limerick: LIM-WG-CANCELLED descr: Limerick WG report cancellation text: The Limerick group worked all night text: To get all those limericks right. text: But their presentation text: Was dropped -- what frustration! text: Hey folks, wasn't THAT impolite? author: JS268-RIPE source: RIPE All standard smileys apply. No offense meant. [I'm wondering why I'm in the networking business. In my next life I'll probably be a poet.] Jens Schweikhardt -- SIGSIG -- signature too long (core dumped)